went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I have tasted many bathrooms
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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