I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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