What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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