im about as happy as oj after his trial
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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