Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
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Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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