So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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