Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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