i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
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dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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