I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
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As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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