Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
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Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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