Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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