Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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