i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
4 words: hood of his car
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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