But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
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Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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