Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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