Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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