where am i from again
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
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I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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