I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize