no. you can't hotbox the world.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
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