Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
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You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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