He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
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That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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