It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
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yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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