I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
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He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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