I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
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Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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