Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
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I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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