in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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My liver just had a heart attack.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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