is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
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The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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