haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
My liver just broke up with me...
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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