just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
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Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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