We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
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Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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