My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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