the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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