yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I have tasted many bathrooms
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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