Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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