I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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