I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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