she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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