And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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