well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
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He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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