if you like me you must not know who I am
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
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If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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