Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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