I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
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Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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