I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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