so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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