he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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