Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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