So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you just see the Batmobile???
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Randomize