Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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