Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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