CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
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I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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